Are you looking for a new way to waste your hard-earned money? Are you burnt out on torching it? Is shredding your cash no longer cutting it? Well then try renting or purchasing any of the films discussed in this article, and you’re guranteed to not only feel like you wasted your money, but a chunk of your life as well! Here are some of the worst horror films of 2010, and a couple of canidates for worst horror films of all time.
Just reading this brief synopsis might make you feel like you wasted a part of your life, but it should definitely save you some Washingtons. Rubber is about a tire with pyschic abilities named Robert that comes to life and starts killing people. Let that sink in for a moment, reread that line and try to imagine anyway that you can make that story an entertaining one. Rent it if you must, but there is no chance it will do for driving what Jaws did for swimming.
Bear is a film about two couples who get themselves stranded in the woods and a, you guessed it, bear attacks. Unlike Rubber, this film has a plot that could have been done very well and made a somewhat interesting movie, however that’s not the case. This film will not satisfy your horror needs at all. Sporting no good or creative kills, a mediocre plot and terrible characters you will hate immediately, there’s really no point in ever watching it. Save the cash, go buy eggs and have a nice breakfast instead.
You guessed it! Womb Ghosts is a Hong Kong film about a pregnant hostess who miscarries, and the ghost starts haunting the nurse who happens to be sleeping with her cheating husband. What you may not have guessed, is the nurse’s father runs a business out of his house that uses placenta that his daughter steals to feed a ghost boy that haunts people! You have enough here to make your decision, choose wisely.
Some other horrible horror movies you may not have seen, include Killer Condom: The Rubber That Rubs You Out. The film is about an openly gay detective investigating a murder. After a tough night on the job, he pays for the services of a male gigalo, but before engaging in sex a condom bites off his testicle. He then sets out to stop the evil condom, now with a personal grudge againt the killer rubber. It’s so bad it’s worth seeing once, just so you have something to compare other movies too.
Basically any movie from Troma is gonna be so bad it’s almost good, or just sadly very bad. (With the exception of the horror/comedy Cannibal! The Musical, which everyone should see at least once.) Another non-Troma related horror film is Teeth. It has somewhat of a cult following so there is a chance you might enjoy it, but the plot is absurd. The film follows a young girl who was born with teeth in her vagina. That’s literally everything you need to know about the film. There’s more to it of course, but at it’s core, that’s what it is. The film also won the “Most Memorable Mutilation” award at the Scream Awards for “Penis Bitten Off by Vagina with Teeth.”
Feel free to discuss or defend any of these films, as well as sharing any horrible horror flicks you have seen. If you live in Denver, and you actually want to, you can pick up most of these titles at Ultimate Electronics for 30-60% off. All Troma films are easily found on Netflix, being independent and usually unrated you wont find them at Wal-Mart.