Charlie Sheen posted the third installment of his new nightly webcast ‘Sheen’s Korner’ Monday.
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Howard Stern spent the first 30 minutes of Monday morning’s satellite radio broadcast discussing what Charlie Sheen did wrong in Episodes 1 and 2.
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While the latest “episode” was devoid of any new insults directed at Howard Stern, it did include the revelation that Sheen feels he may one day “marry a tree”.
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Sheen’s Korner Episode 3, catchily entitled “Torpedoes of Truth: Part 2,” featured the newly fired Two and a Half Men star in yet another transcontinental speakerphone call with his Twittermaster Bob Maron, spewing his classic rants about “winning” and free associating about potential publishing projects:
“Winner winner chicken dinner?” Sheen spouted at one point, clearly please with himself and then added: “I don’t think so! Winner winner SHEEN dinner!”
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Charlie Sheen also announced that the time has finally come for the world to receive a book of poetry he penned a full twenty years ago called
“A Piece of My Mind: It was 20 years ahead of it’s time Baba Lou. And now it is, it is its time. Now, everyone’s 20 years in the past behind my book catching up saying ‘My gosh! Where was all this brilliance? And I’m saying it was right there.”
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But that’s his OLD book. Charlie Sheen’s got a new book he’s hoping to start selling on Amazon and through an exclusive infomercial (yes please) called, wait for it: “Apocalypse Me: The Jaws of Life”. The book would be available on thorugh Kindle or other non-paper formats:
“That we save trees-because they give us our oxygen. Let’s face it. We must keep as many around as we can. Must, maybe even MARRY a tree. Marry a tree because the other type of marriage for me just didn’t work, so I’m just going to marry a tree.”
Before signing off for the night, Sheen declared his latest episode a “cyber pocket of greatness”.
Watch Episode 3 of Sheen’s Korner in the lefthand column
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