Yes, it’s the weekend, which means that the news is running a little slower than usual. Actually, considering the week that was– one of the slowest news weeks in recent memory– maybe it’s not all that unusual at all. In any event, we’ve got another reader-submitted “Funny Photo” for your perusal, one that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that love really does come in all shapes, all sizes, and…all in denim. Read on for your daily dose of “Funny Photo” goodness, my gentle Examiner readers…
When it comes to women, all men are different. Some men are the “Take Anything I Can Get” type, the kinda dudes that have no problem hooking up with the kind of girls that most guys never pay attention to– even when they’re stone-cold sober. Then you’ve got the kinda guys that have standards, sometimes ridiculously high standards, but the kind of standards that all but disappear whenever alcohol’s involved. There are also enormously picky dudes, but unless you’re a really, really, unreasonably attractive man, we don’t recommend being one of those: it’s better to play within your own league.
So, Comedy Examiner reader “Cheryl S.” sent in the photo over there on the left, and we’re pretty confident that this gentleman falls into the first camp. It’s not because his date for the evening is overweight, and it’s not because she looks like she’s sweating just sitting down. No, we’re thinking he’s the “Take Anything I Can Get Type” because he’s on a date with a girl that’s wearing that much denim. I mean, seriously: did a Levi’s factory explode nearby? That’s just an absurd amount of denim (quite literally).
This one more or less speaks for itself, so we’ve got nothing else for you. Just click the smaller version under the “Slideshow” banner to embiggen (no pun intended), and stay tuned for more “Funny Photo”-based hilarity as long as the news drought continues. And– as per usual– you can feel free to sound off in the comments section with your thoughts, feelings, and opinions: whatta you think? Too much denim? Not enough? Let’s hear what you have to say, folks.
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